Sunday 1 January 2012

NFL Four Downs: Pirate hoaxes of the Circle K

First down

San Francisco at St. Louis

11 a.m., TV ? Ch. 13

Reason to watch ? Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo called you up and made a personal plea for you to watch this game, as the only way he gets the Rams to overlook his 10-37 (soon to be 10-38) career record and not fire him is by getting every nfl fan in the world to watch this game and thus convince the team he is ratings gold. Though his motives are self-serving, you still appreciate that he took the time to call. Not every NFL head coach does.

Reason not to watch ? You suspect your efforts will go for naught, and then it will have just been a colossal waste of time.

The line ? San Fran. by 101/2.

The pick ? San Francisco. If you do the math, 10-38 works out to a .208 winning percentage.

Second down

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N.Y. Jets at Miami

11 a.m., TV ? Ch. 2

Reason to watch ? You heard Jason Taylor was retiring after this game. And while you don?t know much about football, you did love his performances on "Dancing With the Stars." Big guy sure can pirouette!

Reason not to watch ? Damon Huard. Jay Fiedler. Ray Lucas. Brian Griese. A.J. Feeley. Sage Rosenfels. Gus Frerotte. Joey Harrington. Daunte Culpepper. Cleo Lemon. Trent Green. John Beck. Chad Pennington. Chad Henne. Tyler Thigpen. Matt Moore. But not Andrew Luck. Hope you?re happy with those five wins. Dumb.

The line ? Miami by 3.

The pick ? N.Y. Jets. On the one hand, Mark Sanchez is no Dan Marino. On the other, he?s no Matt Moore, either.

Third down

Kansas City at Denver

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Source: http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/53204066-77/watch-reason-pick-game.html.csp

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